How did I get here?

23 years old.

Strawberry hair.

Definitely not fat but not really that skinny. I'd go with average more thin side though.

5'6 in height.

White with freckles on my face.

Don't smoke.

Social drinker.

Catholic faith.

Wants kids. But not now.

Pre-k aid.

College education.

You'd think that with those stats I could find someone in this great big world. But I can't.

Wait, let's rephrase that. I can't find this guy:

23-28 years old.

Not overweight.

Taller than me.

Doesn't smoke.

Not an alcoholic but can have a drink.

Some sort of faith- preferably a Christian of sorts.

Wants kids- doesn't have them now.

Has a job.

Has a degree.

This is not that hard, I don't think! And yet... single for over a year with no prospects in sight.

I have ventured into the online dating.

I had my first blind date last night. Here's how it went...

I had my mom fake drunk dial me and ask for a ride to get me out of the date. I had only been with this guy on the town for just over an hour. I think the waiter sensed my distress because we got our food incredibly quickly.

Word to the wise for every person trying online dating- if they don't have a picture of a close up of their face, THERE IS A REASON.

The sad thing is, there was a face picture of this guy... but I thought it was a joke.

I'll keep you posted on how this goes. And in dry spells- I'll tell you about other dates in the past. Some awesome, some ridiculous.

Last night's wins the award for worst date. But at least I can laugh about it. Soooooo funny.